The other rugby game

I turned up for Rugby training the other day.

I didn't recognise any of the lads there.

I didn't know what was happening when they started pulling out helmets.
And then the shoulder pads came out.

So I trained with them.

American Football can actually be alot of fun... at least until the next day.


I couldn't lift my arms for a week.

And then the next week, I broke my laughing and sneezing muscle.. in the warm-up!
Now everytime I sneeze, I get stabbed in the stomach.
I told the doctor about it, and he sent me for an ultrasound. So maybe he thinks i'm pregnant. It would explain the extra pounds.